Quote 23 Aug 204 notes
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.
— Augusten Burroughs (via sad-plath)

(Source: sad-plath)

#quotes
Photo 23 Aug 3,691 notes euclase:

Demon Castiel I, drawn in PS.

euclase:

Demon Castiel I, drawn in PS.

#spn #castiel #spn fanart #this is shaweeeet
Text 23 Aug 80,270 notes

itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

(Source: itseasytoremember)

#hp
Text 23 Aug 573,279 notes

owlmylove:

shslequius:

"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

(Source: clgdoublelifts)

Text 23 Aug 89 notes

tocifer:

marry boys and girls that don’t push cats off their seats

#cats #the only time it is acceptable to move a cat #is when it's onto your lap from the floor
Text 23 Aug

I have this problem where I just totally forget the sad bits of films and it leads to awkward conversations that involve words like “Moulin Rouge…cheer you up…such a fun film” where I’ve literally forgotten that despite the madcap fun start this film has one of the most depressing endings in the whole of cinema.

#moulin rouge #films
Text 23 Aug 1,173 notes

mythmilk:

if you still think it’s hilarious to mimick asian accents i want nothing to do with you

Text 23 Aug 35,902 notes

dutchster:

i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing

image

via Hogwarts.
#that's the problem with bad sex education #ewwwwwwww ladybits #what the everloving fuck is that thing #help meeeee
Photo 23 Aug 682,355 notes mikerugnetta:

ronenreblogs:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
BE.

Wow.

This

I used to go to this coffee shop at least once a week. They’ve very recently gone out of business.

mikerugnetta:

ronenreblogs:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

This

I used to go to this coffee shop at least once a week. They’ve very recently gone out of business.

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus)

Text 23 Aug

Beyblade has such mixed messages. When Kai declares that a true blader must rise above friendship and loyalty you’re supposed to view him as having gone full darkside, but when Driger abandons Ray because he showed mercy to an old friend and team mate who was begging and crying for him to stop that’s somehow perfectly fine…

#beyblade #Kai Hiwatari #ray kon #driger #don't judge me #beyblade was a huge part of my childhood #so i'm rewatching #suck it nanananana
Text 23 Aug 48 notes

sleepygadreel:

STOP ERASING ARTISTS’ NAMES FROM THEIR WORK 2K14

Video 23 Aug 32,629 notes

bakasara:

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

deanwinchestersheart:

castiel meme: (2/6) favorite traits
dangerously clever

there’s a reason this adorable terrifying little shit was commander of an entire garrison

YES

yes

#spn #castiel #bamfcas
Text 23 Aug

In true nerd fashion we’re arranging our I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU FOR OVER A YEAR BECAUSE WE’VE BEEN AT UNI MILES APART AND TRAINS ARE EXPENSIVE IT’S BEEN SO LONG I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU meet up tomorrow around Doctor Who. 

#personal #doctor who
Text 22 Aug 384,668 notes

egg-rolls:

my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats

#pretty much
Photo 22 Aug 1,233 notes wolveswolves:

By Dan Newcomb
via WOLVES.
#wolves #i think wolves are really cool deal with it #reference

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