Demon Castiel I, drawn in PS.
why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?
because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction
if anything it sets the mood
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
what have you done
marry boys and girls that don’t push cats off their seats
I have this problem where I just totally forget the sad bits of films and it leads to awkward conversations that involve words like “Moulin Rouge…cheer you up…such a fun film” where I’ve literally forgotten that despite the madcap fun start this film has one of the most depressing endings in the whole of cinema.
if you still think it’s hilarious to mimick asian accents i want nothing to do with you
i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing
NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.
NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.
URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.
<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>
NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN
EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE
PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA
NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA
REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT
PRETEND IT’S 2BYA
NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.
FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.
PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.
STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA
NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.
THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.
TIME DOES NOT EXIST.
I used to go to this coffee shop at least once a week. They’ve very recently gone out of business.
Beyblade has such mixed messages. When Kai declares that a true blader must rise above friendship and loyalty you’re supposed to view him as having gone full darkside, but when Driger abandons Ray because he showed mercy to an old friend and team mate who was begging and crying for him to stop that’s somehow perfectly fine…
castiel meme: (2/6) favorite traits
there’s a reason this adorable terrifying little shit was commander of an entire garrison
In true nerd fashion we’re arranging our I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU FOR OVER A YEAR BECAUSE WE’VE BEEN AT UNI MILES APART AND TRAINS ARE EXPENSIVE IT’S BEEN SO LONG I LOVE YOU AND I MISS YOU meet up tomorrow around Doctor Who.
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats